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Post by shadowwing on Jun 12, 2005 19:31:06 GMT 1
When you actually succede in stuffing a huge shield in your brown pouch... When you start yelling "LFG [1]School"... When you're surprised you see someone not in your party in your cellar... When you get angry for not getting critical hits anyhow... When you stick your hands in a forge to melt some ore (painfull  )... When you struffle your hands and be surprised your horse won't show up... When you keep pressing control+1 and wonder why your cat's still lazing around... That's it for today  |
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Post by dhrun on Jun 28, 2005 15:16:25 GMT 1
When you shout at every crossroad you come across "WHEAR IS MANKIRKS WIFE!!!!?!?!"
When you try to put 40 pieces of copper ore, 20 rough stones, 60 quillboar tusks, 2 pieces of platemail, 3 swords, 1 axe and a couple of centaur heads in your backpack and are amazed it doesn't quite fit!
When you get busted 5 times/day for not paying for public transport.
When you start raiding the local monestary looking for Herod.
When you wonder if everyone around you really is a lowbie because they don't wear shoulderpads and a helmet.
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Post by Ryan BlackFlame on Jul 28, 2005 22:02:47 GMT 1
when a teacher tells you off because you requested a duel with them.
when you attack someone from a different workplace/school because they're from a different faction.
when you attack a python because you think you can be revived by going back to your corpse if you die.
when you judge everyone by a level.
begin to duck underneath door frames because you think you're a tauren.
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Post by Chelidda on Aug 12, 2005 6:56:58 GMT 1
...see a huge waterpuddle on your way to work and wonder if your fishing skill is high enough to fish in it. I did this half an hour ago. May have something to do with the fact that I've started fishing with both my hunters. And boooy did I feel stupid when I realised I'd only get lvl 5 fishies from that puddle anyway.  |
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Post by Aybabtu on Sept 2, 2005 17:18:51 GMT 1
lmao @ L5 fishes ...
I looked at fishing gear before going camping recently, because i was trying to improve my skill with Iwmy.
I could only find standard fishing poles though - the goblin and troll merchants refused to admit that they had any strong iron ones, mumbling something about the best ones being made of graphite.
They demonstrated their noob-dom, however, by not knowing anything about Nat Poogle's Extreme Angler - they just didn't seem to understand the connection between L50 turtles and fishing! Noobs!
Ayb
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Post by dhrun on Sept 5, 2005 22:02:25 GMT 1
When you feel naked wandering around in public without shoulder pads
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Post by Aybabtu on Sept 7, 2005 13:49:05 GMT 1
when you post messages about how starting a new job is like starting a new character
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Post by Grumb on Sept 9, 2005 2:50:36 GMT 1
...you start reffering to parts of your house in shorter form (e.g. "mum, im off to BR" -bedroom "FD" - frontdoor "WC"... use your imagination)
...you have to sit on the floor to eat, otherwise you believe your food will disapear
...you walk around school with a metre long ruler attached to your back and ask fellow students the way to the postbox
...you walk into a bank and demand to know why the assistant dosent have the three pieces of malachite you put in there last night
...you believe you are a rogue and confidently walk into the fe/male changing rooms whilst "invisable".
not that ive ever done anyof these
though theres still time ;D
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Post by Nihilus on Oct 12, 2005 10:23:49 GMT 1
When.....
you go away on holiday to Center Parks in the middle of a forest with very little off-path lighting. When returning to your Chalet after an evening at the pub, it appears to be bad form to shout out "yikes! Moonrages!" and "is that the Son of Arugal over there?!"
Playing WoW definately gives you more awareness than the average Hooman, though for some reason "Track Beasts" isnt nearly as effective RL.
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Post by dhrun on Oct 12, 2005 10:30:06 GMT 1
When you can see your characters portrait in the upperleft corner of your screen even if you're not playing WoW becuase it has been burnt in due to all the long hours!
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Post by heronus on Dec 30, 2005 2:40:03 GMT 1
... think 30 seconds of sleep is alot.
... try Alt+Z'ing away your UI to take a screen shot.
... shout 'OOM' whenever you're having a drink.
... try saying 'Lv ?? human outside Crossroads!!!' in the local defense channel and wonder why nobody's answering.
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Post by ?orky on Jan 3, 2006 11:58:29 GMT 1
When you can come up with silly things like this thead?  |
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Post by serv on Jan 20, 2006 15:36:40 GMT 1
When you try to tell a nurse theres a 1min cooldown on bandages. When you try to use Intimidating Shout on a group of chavs. When Your mum gives you a reapir bill for your jeans! Just the ones off the top of my head |
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Post by Grum on Mar 1, 2006 19:14:24 GMT 1
...You can't sleep all night because you believe you are wearing a cape and a helmet, changing everytime you roll over and cant decide which you prefer (i've actualy done this)...
...witness the robbery of a local store and shout for the guards before...
...try to turn pvp on, refusing to hit back untill you "see the horde emblem"...
...ask a the local inkeeper about what dungeons you can explore, and ask if hes seen a fellow called gamon lately...
...refuse to go in public places because "my lag will be terrible"...
...try to solo a gorilla at the zoo...
...boast about your shirts frost resistance while turning blue in the snow, or fire resistance while fumbling with a box of matches...
...refer to your kitchen as "XR" (something else ive done)...
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Post by Grumbledook on Apr 4, 2006 0:08:46 GMT 1
Go blind in BRD (this happened the other day after 10 hours of game play approx with little breaks).... (im fine now ) |
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